15 January 2010

Pat Robertson is Cursed

Pat Robertson
Televangelist Pat Robertson said on 13 January 2010 that earthquake-ravaged Haiti has been "cursed" by a "pact to the devil."

"Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it," he said on Christian Broadcasting Network's "The 700 Club." "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal."

I don't know about this but one thing is certain now - there are definitely evil people in the world and Mr. Robertson is definitely one of them. Oh, wait a moment, why is this crazed evangelical hanging out in the church then? Hmmm ... maybe his church is in league with the Devil too?

By making this wild claims, it became apparent that Mr. Robertson regularly consults with the Devil himself. Why, because he speaks as if he knows him personally and the pact that the people made with him. In fact, he said it's a 'true story.' There's really only one way to know about such a pact, and he is privy to that information for unknown reasons.

But Mr. Robertson is not yet finished with his medieval humbug. Using his devilish looks, he used the Dominican Republic as a basis for his claims without even bothering to research the socio-political background of each country.

"That island of Hispaniola is one island. It is cut down the middle; on the one side is Haiti on the other is the Dominican Republic," he said. "Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, etc. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to god and out of this tragedy I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now we are helping the suffering people and the suffering is unimaginable."

Because he and his dark side minions are so open and transparent, we really need to thank Mr. Robertson. It's so refreshing to be insulted to ones face instead of behind our backs, isn't it?

One more thing. Heathens like Mr. Robertson has one more purpose in life and that is to spread sunshine on their cold black hearts and those of their ilk for all to see. And that is a good thing. It is good to know thine cowardly enemy, especially when they are wearing the white mantle of respectability.

Let's all stop listening to the words of this insensitive and delusional individual and just do what we can to HELP THE PEOPLE OF HAITI.