13 November 2015

Yahoo! Could Use a Little Common Sense

Common Sense
Yahoo! has been bombarding everyone who reads it with various political incorrect concepts through its daily homosexual innuendos and lesbian propaganda. Not a few wrote to complain and asked them to politely stop pushing their lesbian, gays, bisexuals and transgender (LGBT) agenda down everyone's throats to no avail.

Everyday on the front of Yahoo! are gay supporting articles and pieces that attack traditional marriage. Many times bloggers have gone on these sites, like the left wing Huffington Post and explain to them why the children are negatively affected by gay marriage. The site allows homofascist to attack views that do not conform to their despicable lifestyle.

However, the disenchantment is growing and several narratives and essays has been spreading online that it is already hard to keep track of what make more sense and sensible. One essay that is trending lately came from a poster who called him/herself "off the channel." This is what he/she wrote:
"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
  • Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
  • Why the early bird gets the worm;
  • Life isn't always fair;
  • And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims and everything was politically correct.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
  • by his parents, Truth and Trust,
  • by his wife, Discretion,
  • by his daughter, Responsibility,
  • and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers:
  • I Know My Rights
  • I Want It Now
  • Someone Else Is To Blame
  • I'm A Victim
  • Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone."